• Zanetti and Giggs announce their retirement from football.
• Real Madrid and Barca are thinking for a swap Messi-Ronaldo.
• Terry admits that he is still virgin.
• Emile Heskey wins Ballon D'Or.
• Liverpool wins Premier League.
• Manchester United & Barcelona win a fair match.
• PSG will take players from their academy.
• Real Madrid & Liverpool fans dont talk anymore about history.
• Reina will play as first choice in World Cup 2014.
• Pepe wins the award as the most fair-player.
• Torres wins golden boot in EPL.
• Robben wins assist leader award.
• Sir Alex says he hates chewing gums.
• Roman Abramovich says he won't sack anymore managers.
• Nasri becomes the player with most appearances at his club.
• Wenger keeps his best players and buys some adult players.
• Fans choose Balotelli as the player with best attitude.
• Man City wins all possible points in group stage in UCL
• Messi scores against Cech.
  -Tottenham wins without Bale.
• Arsenal wins the treble.
• Ibra says he will retire at PSG
• PES becomes more real than FIFA.
• Kaka starts in every match.
• Terry & Suarez join a campaign in Africa.
• Balotelli misses a penalty.
• Barcelona & Real cant make it to the top4. 
• Platini doesnt help La Liga.

Hahaha,peace guys.Just thought I'd share this. :D

Happy April fools day guys!hahaha 

...the fuck?

PES has always been more real than FIFA.

-Terry will stop shagging wives
-Arsenal wins a trophy
-Suarez stops cheating
-England win the world cup
-Hazard stops kicking ball boys
-Torres scores over 30 goals a season
-Arsenal stop selling best players
-Suarez and Terry stop being racist
-Diaby has injury free season
-Liverpool finish top 4
-PSG, man city become poor
-Pepe is friendly

I enjoyed that @Jeffrey.

I do enjoy PES. i lean slightly towards fifa but i love Pes i dont think its too far off FIFA.

All BULLSHITs.