Do any of you'all know any good jokes, if you do please post them below because there's nothing else to do in the forum right now.

I know you for one :D

Well, what I'm about to say is more of a pick-up line than a joke, but it's still pretty damn hilarious!

"Gurl are u a Beaver? Cause DAM!"

Get it? No? Aight I'll see my way outta here...

Barber: What do you want?
Ronaldo: Show my form graph in 2015...
Barber: done!

loool @tuan, reminds me of this

I also thought, that this was quite hilarious (he posted it after Courtois' error in the game against Hull)

Can you do it for 38 seconds?!

LOOOOL @Juan

More barber jokes...

Barber: What do you want
Client: Just do it
Barber Alright

@Emrecan, what's yours that you want to tell me?

Borussia Dortmund's season

Ronaldo in 2015

Liverpool champion of England .

Phil Jones' defending and this.....

If we drink drinks, why don't we food food?

A pregnant woman with twins goes into a coma before labour.
6 months later she wakes up with a boy and a girl.
She say's to the Doctor 'Who took care of them and them and named them?
He replies 'Your brother'
She says 'what did he call the girl?'
The doctor replies 'Denise' (*she sighs, she though he would pick bad names*)
She says 'What did he call the boy then?'
The Doctor replies 'Danephew'

creepy as hell

Hahahah all jokes were hilarious!

A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports Liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan miss," she replies. The teacher, still shocked asks:"Well, if you're not a Liverpool Fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a West Ham fan, and proud of it," Mary replies. The teacher can't believe her ears. "Mary, how come you're a Hammers fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from London's East End and are West Ham fans, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
"Still," says the teacher, annoyed, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan as well. You don't have to be like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief. Would you be like them then?"
"No," smiles Mary, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

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