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Any Funny Jokes anyone? :)
DarioUtd 7 years ago Edited
Manchester United 27 493

Heyyyy guys, just wanted to brighten this website up even more with some jokes!!

I'll start off with a few:

Tom: Have you got any holes in your pants?
Tim: No, certainly not.
Tom: How do you get your legs through then?

Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Hot.
Wife: Awww thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm Just Kidding.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the motorist?
A. Don't look now i'm changing.

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Heyyyy guy, just wanted to brighten this website up even more with some jokes!!

I'll start off with a few:

Tom: Have you got any holes in your pants?
Tim: No, certainly not.
Tom: How do you get your legs through then?

Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Hot.
Wife: Awww thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm Just Kidding.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the motorist?
A. Don't look now i'm changing.

Comments
SoccerBoss 7 years ago
Barcelona, Russia 34 804

Feminists

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Emobot7 7 years ago
538 11426

@SoccerBoss The savage level of this comment is over 9000. :)

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NovaRuk 7 years ago
Real Madrid/Barcelona, Malaysia 17 741

Donald Trump

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DarioUtd 7 years ago
Manchester United 27 493

Lol!! :)

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ramaboy10 7 years ago
Mauritius 285 6463

Mr humour's a bit f*cked...

Why does Paracetamol work?

Because it's white.

Whats black and doesn't work?

Half of London.

Why did Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Have you tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

How do you kill 50 mosquitos in 1 second?

Hit a somalian in the face with a shovel.

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Emobot7 7 years ago
538 11426

@ramaboy10 Wow, savage. Luckily, this a only a joke thread. :O

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liomessi10 7 years ago
Barcelona, Argentina 222 3053

@ramoboy loll racist!!

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Emobot7 7 years ago
538 11426

@liomessi10 He's making racist joke lad, not exactly the same as being racist. :P

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liomessi10 7 years ago
Barcelona, Argentina 222 3053

^yeh i know! :D

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quikzyyy 7 years ago
Arsenal 429 9002

enter image description here

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Emobot7 7 years ago
538 11426

@quikzyyy Damn it man, you gonna get some triggered people soon. :P

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quikzyyy 7 years ago
Arsenal 429 9002

I got some very dark jokes, but that'd be probably too much for some people

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ashwin1729 7 years ago
Manchester United, England 10 704

I heard this from an old man, and couldn't stop laughing

"How do you know your wife died?...The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up!"

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SunFlash 7 years ago
USA 19 3260

How are an alcoholic and a necrophiliac alike? They both like to crack open a cold one.

There you go quik

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ramaboy10 7 years ago
Mauritius 285 6463

@quikzyyy Same, but after what I posted there got that response I won't post anything darker than that :p

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chelsea8 7 years ago
Chelsea, Iran 17 2219

Knock knock

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SunFlash 7 years ago
USA 19 3260

Here's a funny joke:

Manchester fucking United

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DarioUtd 7 years ago
Manchester United 27 493

@SunFlash... totally agree!!

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Emobot7 7 years ago
538 11426

@Sunflash Its not a funny joke, its pretty sad in fact. :(

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