1. Coco Crisp - He can look intimidating at first but when you find out he is named after cereal...

2. Angel Pagan - An Angel that doesn’t believe in God?

3. Yoshie Takeshita -Nobody cares how it’s pronounced, it doesn’t look like a flattering last name for an Olympic volleyball player.

4. Koskue Fukudome - Kids were even sent home from school when he joined the Chicago Cubs because administrators didn’t believe it was a real name.

16.Dick Pole - Take it as a baseball player or a nickname for a Chippendale.

1. Kokain Mothershead - Football player or drug dealer?

2. Craphonso Thorp - What exactly is this former Indianapolis Colts player going to crap on?

3. Ron Tugnutt - Funny last name, yet sounds like it could be very painful.

4. Harry Colon - He may be an NFL defensive back, but this just sounds like something that should be checked out by a doctor.

5. Karen Cockburn - Sounds painful experience if you find this gymnast in your bed.

6. Fair Hooker - A wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns but his name is perfect for a prostitute standing on a street corner

7. B.J. Lovett - I’m not sure if the B.J. is a shortened version or not but it sure makes him seem very sensual.

8. Dick Butkus - As if the last name Butkus isn’t bad enough, why would someone name their child Richard? Even Rich Butkus would have been better than calling him Dick.

9. Lucious Pusey - Let’s just say that this former Eastern Illinois football player ultimately changed his last name to Seymour.

10. Dick Shiner - Once again, this one is pretty self-explanatory.

11. Guy Whimper - He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville Jaguars; the name just doesn’t quite add up.

12. Pete LaCock - The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name.

13. Grant Balfour - Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

14. Rusty Kuntz - If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

and the winner is!

1. Dick Trickle - A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. 
   

Heres some i found:

Quim
Fuchs
Goodwillie

LOL

LOL the first one!

LOL @ #16

Dick advocaat. So advocating for men's rights? Badass job.