Southampton

FT

0 : 9

vs

HT 0 : 5

Leicester City

Immagine being us instead of Southampton.....the world would be literally digging the board members' pit

if it was MU it will be third world war i bet

Definetly

and you posted this because.....?

This couldn't be more ironic. If you're a true fan, I assume that you watched the Man United game vs Southampton. United were playing with ten-men Southampton in August when Danso got sent off at 73', and still struggle to score. Not to mention how much more costly is the United team, in transfer fees and wages

The team that has scored 10 goals in 9 matches?

stupid..haha..u are stupid one...

This is a sample why everyone hate MU fans. They always have a big mouth. I'm not sure MU will make 9 goal if Soton get 1 or maybe 2 red cards (only play with 9 or 10 player).

You actually are a disgrace of a fan. please shut you mouth or your account

You sure we would have scored 9 goals,mate?
Since we basically play all our matches with no strikers,we can barely score 2 consecutive goals.
I'm still shocked how we won 4-0 vs Chelsea

Would be a title contender for sure

If it was us we would have park the bus after 1 goal. 🤦‍♂️

Lol

lol at this comedy of a reply from the thin skinned knight. This is a "standard" comment in internet buddy... So Internet is the dragon you should slay. Spare us your moral lessons you dont know me.

Right, man united fanbase constant moaning, whie knighting and $coachname out galore

That’s badtrip

Wow the SJWs are coming out strong today! It's a joke. Get over it. No one wants to hear your feelings, Mr whiteknight

Cizbiz: Stop pretending as if I am advocating rape. And Yes, you do not f*cking know me so keep the moral bs to yourself. If you cant take simple jokes then the problem is you. There are already site rules that I play by, so the last thing we need are mr Virtues to annoy us with their own rules.

Its sad man. Sensitive people just cant take jokes at all lol

It's not sensitivity, and SJW up yours bravado, I hate them just as much. Equating rape with a big win is pretty serious and the very fact that it is very, very common demonstrates how embedded it is in collective unconscious. I abide by the site rules as well, so you'll just have to read this as it kills your buzz until you get over it. Downvotes will be your only satisfaction. I mean, call each other bitches, but still associating "rape" and a huge scoreline? Gtho. I don't need to know you to see you have a useless, outdated morality.

Its a joke and you completely fail to see the context. You take the word literally by its isolated meaning and judge by it. The problem is in your head and I have nothing to regret because of your SJW rant. The downvotes is because people understand that, but you dont.

Stop being sensitive and relentless, its a poisonous combo. Check for example ”Dave Chapell-Man rape” or ”George Carlin- About rape” to enlighten yourself in comedy, and the contexting of jokes.

You did NOT just compare your shite sexist joke to Carlin and Chapelle! I know both by heart, I don't even need to rewatch them and those are masters. God, if you and I share the sentiment that those two stand-ups are top of the line, how can you not friggin understand that your "joke" was pure shit. What context are you talking about? Carlin simply proves that rape CAN be funny in context. So let me contextualise this for you: Football, which has literally been the second and foremost mass indulgence scene for male chauvinism in sports after gladiators, has enormous propaganda value for sexism, racism and masculine domination. And you utilise "rape" to joke about "success". You can't have hyperbole, you can't have irony, so "the joke" would be an affirmation! That's my problem with it.

At least think about it, man. And don't tell me to enlighten myself like all the losers on the internet who try to compensate their own ignorance by attacking others. If we both love Chappelle and Carlin, I think we'll understand each other.

Male chauvinism, sexism, racism... swinging in all directions you even make the most radical feminist blush. You’re way too sensitive, and can’t stop imply that I am advocating rape, which I’m not. THAT’S where you fail. But if you think the joke is pure shite then so be it, its your opinion.

@Cizbiz How about gangbang? Better?

Male chauvinism, sexism and racism are interconnected. You don't see that, or haven't encountered feminist texts explaining it? Any feminist can tell you the simple connection, let alone blush. The way they are now, they were all established along with nation states. On the other hand, I never wrote that you advocated rape. That's where you get me wrong I guess. Your personal opinion and ethics are irrelevant when your act/writing exacerbates a systematic abuse reinforced by language. A simple joke is always acceptable as freedom of expression. I'd never call on for you comment to be erased, for example. But we really need to debate it when we have the chance. Yeah, I think your joke was shite and in very poor taste. I'll accept being way too sensitive in this particular case, fine by me.

@kurvgaza Gangbang, ok; gang rape, no. Do you enjoy watching a man who is gangbanged and is doing it professionally, kurvgaza? You most surely do, WE most surely do, since that is close to what footballers do. They are the most expensive "sex workers" on the planet. If you still don't get my point after all the discussion, too bad. Orgy, multiple orgasm, bdsm etc. I'm ok with associating a 9-0 scoreline with all these, because they don't perpetuate a systematic violence, but NOT rape, capiche? It can't get any clearer than this.

Incredible team