Tanem
14 years ago
09.01.11 at 8:06 pmOtto ManAs my sister put it the first time she was prneagnt, “There are so few genuine surprises in the world.”Are you kidding? We found out the sex for both of our kids because it was one of the few things we could actually determine in the pregnancy. Everything else is a surprise, so why not nail down the one detail you have access to?I mean, you still have the surprise of when they're delivered, what they look like, how they act, who they act like, and about a million other things, and that's just in the first few weeks. Today alone, my toddler daughter surprised me by calling me gorgeous handsome and my infant son surprised me by taking a shit the size of Cleveland.Find out the gender. If only to eliminate half of the baby names you're arguing over.And fuck me if I was going to paint the baby's room some neutral color like yellow.