Here you have something that made my day! Hope it will do the same with your :D

LMFAO!! JT references are the best! XD!!

@thijsFCB, yeah this is it, I don't understand why all my links fails :S Thanks for posting.

Hah nice one!

"roses are red, violets are blues, all poems rhyme but this one doesn't"

"roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van..."

"roses are red, candle light flickers, after the meal, it's off with the knickers"

Roses are red, Watches are gold, Get on your knees, And do what your told

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have herpies, Now so do you

what does that have to do with football?