With all the debates of Zlatan vs. Ronaldo going on around, I think that if there's one thing that Zlatan beats Ronaldo in EVERY time... is his infallibly humorous personality. Here are some of the best quotes from Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Oh, and while you're at it, you might as well add the word "Zlatan" to your personal dictionary. It's definition? "To dominate absolutely everything".

How to shake off Stephane Henchoz

"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog"

Mind your own business

Reporter: "You've got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"

Zlatan: "Well... I don't know... you'd have to ask your wife about that"

After being criticized by John Carew

"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange"

On refusing a trial at Arsenal

"Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 15. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions"

After being asked by a female reporter on a picture of him and Gerard Pique hugging and asked if he was homosexual

"Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!"

What Zlatan bought his wife for her birthday

"Nothing. She already has Zlatan"

On being misused at Barca

"You buy a Ferrari but drive it like a Fiat"

Driving Barca crazy

"At Barca, players were banned from driving sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene"

On the (other) Special One

"Jose Mourinho is a big star... he's cool. The first time he met my wife, he whispered to her: "Helena, you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy". The guy says what he wants. I like him"

On God

Reporter: "Who'll win the qualifier? [Portugal - Sweden]"

Zlatan: "Only God knows"

Reporter: "It's kinda hard to ask him"

Zlatan: "You're talking to him right now"

Unfortunately, you just can't get these things with Ronaldo. xD

Great sense of humor!!!xD My favorite one was the fifth joke:D

Lol, glad you enjoyed it. :)

I have to say that Ibra is an amazing player but i hate his attitude , he acts like a macho or something with his big talk , he may be good and has a big mouth but he is nowhere compared with being a football legend like CR7 or Messi. Keep that in mind Ibrahimovic-fans.

@Iraqi_Madridista

I think I speak for all Footyroom users when I say this. Hop off Cristiano's dick. You're worse than a girl.

No not at all thats just my opinion. Everyone has his one but only the smart can tell them ;) think before you comment son of a b*tch

Well you repeat your opinion about Cristiano every comment you make. It's annoying and you remind me of a 13 year old girl crushing over Justin Bieber.

Yeah so? who cares? he is my favourite player at RM.

@Dynast
Before the 1st leg against Portugal, a french journalist asked Zlatan about the result,Zlatan said : - only god knows who will win.
The journalist said to him ironicly how can he talk to God and Zlatan replied, you are already talking to him.

Don't take @Iraqi_Madridista seriously. If it were Ronaldo saying these things, he would praise Ronaldo for his "character". Ronaldo's a very good player but fanboys give him a bad name. He needs to stop drinking Ronaldo kool aid. Seriously has a problem with his "obsession".

@Tiki

LOL, I was dying of laughter when I heard that one. I'll add it to my list. ;)

^No pb :)