Don't be jealous that it was a more "audacious stunt". ;)

If only hp's background color was navy blue... It would have made all the difference :/

^^ I KNOW RIGHT????

Stupid HP. At least we have their money.

I think HP is the perfect sponsor for Tottenham:
they make crappy products that break down when you need them most.

...which must be why they're the world's #1 PC manufacturer, and have been for the last 6 years.

Please. You need to base banter in truth, my dear. ;)

^erm, it WAS good banter as it is entirely based on reality. HP makes notoriously flimsy.unreliable products. As an aside, seriously I recommend you don't buy any of their products. Toshiba (especially) or Lenovo are the way to go.

Anyway, thanks for derailing my joke. :/ mission accomplished I guess.

You mean your insulting comparison of a Spurs player to a primate? ;)

Personally, I just rolled with it. You decided to go for the jugular with the HP nonsense, dude. You derailed it yourself.

Ahhhh the North London Rivalry. You guys keep going at it, I'll just see my way out.

You come back here Vendetta you Chelsea poo.

Up ARSENAL!! BOO Spurs & Chelsea. Bo0o0o0o0o.

Oh no no. I don't want to interfere in this special ocassion. Besides, Chelsea aren't in North London. It's Fulham and QPR we focus on! BOO FULHAM AND QUEENS PARK RANGERS!

I like your style. I will aid Chelsea in their quest to boo Fulham & QPR. Bo0o0o0o0o.

@Lodatz: ahhh man, you misunderstood me bro. this is why I hate the internet, can't gauge tones well.

I didn't mean you derailed the thread... this isn't a serious thread so you can't really derail it. I was speaking about the HP joke I made (which, to be fair, I thought was clever). I should've said: "thanks for 'invalidating' or 'neutralizing' my joke" to make that more clear.

Secondly, I was actually responding to your rebuttal with a serious tone in good will. I thought you may have honestly thought HP was reliable and was trying to warn you against it.

Thirdly, I hope you didn't actually get angry at my jokes man. I obviously meant it as lighthearted teasing... You know I don't even really hate Spurs. Was just engaging in our usual banter... no malice or real insults intended. I'm sorry if you felt there was.

@Foot: I felt the HP thing came a bit out of nowhere, but nah, not really. Besides, it's not like Emirates isn't the perfect sponsor for Arsenal anyway: promises so much, delivers so little, spends their entire budget on flashy marketing, and then charges you through the nose for your inevitable disappointment... O:)

(yes, it did take me a while to think that one up :p)

...AND they lived happily ever after. THE END

I have a Toshiba :)