Why can't Chelsea take a dog for a walk?
Because they don't know how to hold a lead

Why are Everton such good artists?
Because they're constantly drawing

Leave some jokes below :)

If The English Premier League Was A Classroom

1. LIVERPOOL is a child who is very proud of the
   academic achievements of his grandfather.

2. MANCHESTER UNITED is a boy who just performs in
   the final exams and tops the class.

3. MANCHESTER CITY is a spoilt child who purchases
   all the expensive books but is never interested in
   reading them.

4. ARSENAL is a boy who works hard throughout the
   year but fails to succeed.

5. TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS is a girl who thinks getting
   18pts from a possible 21 in mid year term tests
   translates to a pass in the final exams.

6. CHELSEA is a boy who fails and blames his
   teachers then his family finds a new teacher for
   him every year. :D

lol rama

FIFA 13 Difficulty Level: Legendary, World Class, Pro, Semi Pro, Amateur, Liverpool FC.

BREAKING NEWS: QPR have just released their new logo.

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Not bad @ramaboy10

Jingle bells
Wenger smells
Narsi flew away

Fall straight into the bench
And ne--ver got toooo plaaaaaaaaaaayyy !!

This guy has come closer to the Premier League trophy than Liverpool.

^ahahah

Sergio Ramos is going to move to Arsenal so that he can’t drop any more trophies!

@DonAndres

Why are Heskey and Valdes bad at fishing?
Because Valdes can't catch them and heskey can't get them in the net

@cheksearox10, hesket us playing good in the a league, he's actually scoring goals 

*heskey is

Rooney and Heskey chatting:

Rooney: Hey Heskey, you should become a bartender after retiring.

Heskey: Why?

Rooney: Because you're so good at putting shots over the bar!

Do you know what got Arsenal, Manu and Liverpool common?
All won once on Anfield road.