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1. Goal, change goal post after goal is rewarded.

2. Tell the striker to get up...

3. Ask him to take them off and book him.

1- Goal, stop the game and replace a new post.
2- Tell the striker to make his laces, its the striker fault not the opposite.
3- Straight red card.

1. Goal, replace post.
2. Foul against the striker ( for the defender)
3. Straight red.

1- goal. stop the timer and replace the post.
2- tie your laces striker. red card defender.
3- end his football career.

1. Goal, replace post.

2. Dive, yellow card.

3. Ask him where I could purchase a pair.

1. Goal! replace post after the goal.

2. Let play continue then tie his laces for him.

3. Take them off, book him, then use them yourself.

1. Goal. Replace post after.
2. Tell striker to get up and tie his laces. No punishment for defender.
3. Force player to change goggles, and book him with a yellow card.

1- Hope the post goes well, the game is over.
2- Foul by the striker, showing him how to make his laces.
3- it's over 9000 ! Give me the glasses, maybe I'll do a better job now.

@Vendetta
You are the Ref #2 (Roy Hodgson) is on mate. You can share it if you want.