Go read Andy Carroll's Bebo account back when he was 16. It's too damn good.

http://archive.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4957197631

if this isn't fake..

^It isn't! He's even got a picture album with some hilarious pics and comments!

^rofl i just saw them

Lol, the description made me laugh. Surely, a 16 year old soccer player, playing in a top flight for Newcastle won't have problems picking up a girl.