iHEARTfootball
7 years ago
Very accurate portrayals, and excellent pointer on us being Jaime, although Dany wouldn't be a bad fit either.
But I only see Chelsea as CERSEI LANNISTER
Currently the "queen" who is very unstable and deceitful. Her hyper-vigilance and lack of trust to outsiders don't come as much of a surprise to anyone, which is why she isn't very popular or in fact hated by most, if not, everyone. She probably won't even last long on the title as "queen" by which will later be passed onto us, which you perfectly depicted as Jaime Lannister because he is the King slayer and will later be the 'Queen Slayer' soon enough (I theorize that he will kill Cersei at the end, but that's a whole different matter).
ARSENAL: SANSA STARK
Stylish, elegant, visually appealing, with an illustrious heritage – and often within touching distance of power. Yet recent years have been painful and many loyal supporters wish there was just a bit more backbone on display. Key debate: should they really keep listening to the honeyed words of long-term advisor Lord Arsene Littlewenger?
CHELSEA: THE NIGHT KING
Relentless, formidable, feared and loathed by the other major players. If you’re not a follower of this piercing blue terror, you probably want to see them crash and burn. The problem is that while there’s always hope of a sudden, shattering triumph for the opposition – they often seem to rise again, as powerful as they ever were before.
EVERTON: JON SNOW
Spent the early seasons looking grim in bad weather and generally being ignored by other richer operators – yet they do actually boast a glorious past heritage. Recent years have brought a steady rise in importance, but with so many flashier lords around, we’re not sure they will ever really rule the land. (Additional note: may well share some family ties with Daenerys Targaryen, but don’t bring that up as it only gets awkward.)
LEICESTER: BRIENNE OF TARTH
Underestimate them at your peril. For a long time, looked at as nothing more than an ugly duckling and the butt of many a cruel joke. But all that changed when they triumphed in a series of memorable, titanic battles against opponents who many assumed would be too strong. Taken far more seriously since then.
LIVERPOOL: DAENERYS TARGARYEN
Began the series with all the noble heritage and lineage you can imagine, yet – how can we put this kindly? For all that fine history – and some successes on foreign soil – they haven’t actually ruled over the land that was once their domain since their ancestors were around. Recent upgrade in firepower has helped, but the process of placing them upon the throne they see as rightfully theirs still hasn’t come to pass.
MANCHESTER CITY: ARYA STARK
For so long, a ragtag, muddy-faced wanderer who was treated with general disdain. Yet something has changed quite dramatically in recent years, as the family drop-out has turned into one dangerous customer to encounter. However, despite their newfound, nimble attacking skills, you get the feeling that they’re still searching for a face that fits and a real identity to call their own.
MANCHESTER UNITED: JAIME LANNISTER
Mega-rich, handsome, swashbuckling in style and the very best in the land at what they do in the early years. It’s no wonder they were/are so widely hated by neutrals. Yet recent years have been harder on them after the devastating loss of an irreplaceable right hand [man]. At least it's given everyone else a fighting chance.
TOTTENHAM: SER DAVOS THE ONION KNIGHT
Cut a frustrated figure during early seasons as – despite some popularity – never seemed to be on the winning side. “I’ve never been much of a fighter,” could also sum up a team which tended to shy away from the physical. As could Ser Davos’s follow-up: “Apologies for what you’re about to see” (a line which probably appeared on Spurs’ matchday tickets until about 2009). More recently, however, there’s been a rise in rank and importance, even as they face off against richer foes. Trending firmly upwards.
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