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Dynastian98 11 years ago
Real Madrid 483 7140

Hilarious conversation made me laugh so hard. Basically, the initial comment that you don't see states:

"That's what you cocky ass fans get couldn't even beat the weakest utd team in 20 years. I'm not even a Manchester fan by the way."

After that, the screenshot will show you the rest. LOL.

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tuan_jinn 11 years ago
Manchester United, Netherlands 198 6912

lolllz actually everyone of my friend when I said today "we are gonna park the bus and hit them on counter", they all replied: "lolz, not gonna happen, you are not Chelsea, it's not on your blood"

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tuan_jinn 11 years ago
Manchester United, Netherlands 198 6912

So, that says, by also so many people, parking the bus with a decent squad and got away with good result ain't that hard as people think it would be

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Marcus2011 11 years ago
Chelsea FC, England 277 6501

haahahhaahhahahaha very good one ! hahahaha

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Gustavo 11 years ago
Liverpool 2 234

Chelsea played well that day and Man Utd played well today. If Bayern can't beat them, then that's their problem.

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Vendetta 11 years ago
Chelsea FC, Egypt 202 3025

Ooooohhhhh sure! When Chelsea do it, it's called "parking the bus" and we're the scapegoat of all-out-defending in matches. But when Italy did it in the 1980s, they called it Catenaccio and was regarded as one of the best tactics ever made in football!

P.S. Don't worry, I thought it was funny; the comment above was sarcasm.

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Dynastian98 11 years ago
Real Madrid 483 7140

@Ven

There's a difference between Catenaccio and "Parking the Bus" though. Catenaccio involved man-to-man marking. "Parking the Bus" involves zonal marking, which is much more annoying (lol). Have faith though. Chelsea weren't the first to "park the bus". I've seen a lot of other teams do it to Barcelona before Chelsea haha.

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TheGame 11 years ago
Manchester United 104 1380

Haha in all seriousness though, I don't even get this whole "parking the bus" criticism. It says more about the other team when they couldn't score with 70%+ possession. It's like the Ali vs. Foreman fight. It didn't matter that Ali was a punching bag for 7 rounds. He still knocked Foreman out in the 8th round.

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messi6511 11 years ago Edited
Manchester United, Germany 50 575

Screw it I will just make another thread.

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Lets face it. It is no longer 2009, when Barca could easily win every game when teams just didn't know what to do without the ball. Teams who played against Barca and lost, began to learn how to cope with this problem. One of my friends once told me, any team will be able to beat Barca in a few years. I didn't believe him but he was right. Pep Guardiolas tactics are amazing and work like a charm against inexperienced teams such as those of Bundesliga. Once, Barcelona played Inter in 2010, whom they had played multiple times that year, they found it way harder to win. Chelsea, similarly, also played against the likes of Barcelona many times, therefore Bayern struggled against Chelsea and found it difficult to win. Therefore, in my opinion nowadays you can keep posession for the entire game, but you still may not win. That is what is amazing about football. It evolves around the success of other teams. Teams learn how to beat teams whatever their strategy, hence the lack of consecutive UCL winners. My point is that, Guardiola must alter his tactics to be successful, he can't play the same game for 6 years. Anyways those are just my thoughts. It will be great confidence for Man United to tie agianst Munich, however, I just don't see them succeeding agianst a well prepared Bayern, and Guardiola at home. Just my 2 cents.

tiki_taka 11 years ago
Barcelona, France 367 9768

The worst is parking the bus, being agressive and dirty in the way of defending and whining at the end for having many players booked or for conceding a PK.

I dont have any problem with parking buses teams, they play like they want and can tackle whatever they like, but just dont blame the ref at the end of the game for giving FK or yellows after 90 min of dirty defending.

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Keisuke 11 years ago
Chelsea, Japan 0 830

It's logical that the Tiki_taka shit defender will associate parking the bus with being aggressive and making bad tackles...
It's exactly like associate tiki taka with diving : "wow barca made lots of diving, so, tiki taka is essentially based on diving", so stupid...

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tiki_taka 11 years ago Edited
Barcelona, France 367 9768

Why would i answers to a Highlight troll insult ?Everything has its consequence. Dont be surprised at the end of the game, and many teams should learn from Atelti how to defend without getting players sent off.

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Exactly what i am saying, everything has its consequence. Dont be surprised at the end of the game, and learn from Atelti how to defend without getting players sent off.

Marcus2011 11 years ago Edited
Chelsea FC, England 277 6501

I found this joke very funny . People can talk as much as they want I always think of it as another great tactics and I firmly believe that not every team can do it . Simple .

To REST OF YOU , my dear sore and Chelsea and Jose hating fans :

See the problem is sometimes all you guys do is using smart words but not having smart argument. And it seems some of you just Pulling arguments about football tactics literally out of the arse ( i apologize of course i am being sarcastic but I have to defend my chelsea fan mate :D )

Usually that Makes me question just how much you understand football ? Criticizing tactics just because you hate the club sort of tells me that you do not understand it .

Here is a video . LIke @Vendeta said Chelsea does exactly what Italy used to do .

If one team can't break the opposition it is their problem . There is a solution to every problem . Today , Bayern had plenty of chances to finish the game . It is their fault they did not .

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I found joke funny . People can talk as much as they want I always think of it as great tactics and not every team can do it . Simple .

To REST OF YOU , my dear sore and Chelsea and Jose hating fans :

See the problem is sometimes all you guys do is using smart words but not having smart argument. And it seems some of you just Pulling arguments about football tactics literally out of the arse ( i apologize of course i am being sarcastic but I have to defend my chelsea fan mate :D )

Usually that Makes me question just how much you understand football ? Criticizing tactics just because you hate the club sort of tells me that you do not understand it .

Here is a video . LIke @Vendeta said Chelsea does exactly what Italy used to do .

If one team can't break the opposition it is their problem . There is a solution to every problem . Today , Bayern had plenty of chances to finish the game . It is their fault they did not .

tiki_taka 11 years ago Edited
Barcelona, France 367 9768

Its Bayern fault ?? Then why its not Barça fault too, i remember we were very unlucky and bad in front of the goal, we could have won easily in a good day.
In 2012, i remember we scored 2 goals in less than 20 minutes, and you were very lucky that Ramirez scored from his only chance and Valdes being a d**k in his placement.

Thats what i told you before, you can give 2 different explanations for absolutely THE SAME THING, you can defend Mourinho no matter he does and have absolutely 0 tolerance for rivals miss behaviours.

When you think you can act fairly, without letting your passion or your hate influence your points ?
Parking the bus will remain a desperate way of winning, thats my point.

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Manchester United did it against Mighty Bayern. Your point ?

Manchester United did it against Mighty Bayern. Your point ?
Parking the bus will remain a desperate way of winning, thats my point.

Its Bayern fault ?? Then why its not Barça fault too, i remember we were very unlucky and bad in front of the goal, we could have won easily in a good day.
Parking the bus will remain a desperate way of winning, thats my point.

Its Bayern fault ?? Then why its not Barça fault too, i remember we were very unlucky and bad in front of the goal, we could have won easily in a good day.

Thats what i told you before, you can give 2 different explanations for absolutely THE SAME THING, you can defend Mourinho no matter he does and have absolutely 0 tolerance for rivals miss behaviours.

When you think you can act fairly, without letting your passion or your hate influence your points ?
Parking the bus will remain a desperate way of winning, thats my point.

Marcus2011 11 years ago Edited
Chelsea FC, England 277 6501

@Tiki

Guardiola was furious with players for not finishing the chances and they had plenty of them ! Did you read newspaper during that time ?! Blaming the old bittch lady luck ... Team creates it is own luck and it their problem whether they take it or let it slip . Work hard , be patient, keep on going forward and luck will find you that is the way I live my life and I think it applies to football . Impatience and loose of concentration is the reason why Bayern did not win and Barcelona as well .

The talk about they could or should or if or next time is sort of a looser team talk .

Also , Not all the teams are fortunate to have great set of players who grew up together and play one great possessional football . Team that has a great chemistry between each other .

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@Tiki

Guardiola was furious with players for not finishing the chances and they had plenty of them ! Did you read newspaper during that time ?! Blaming the old bittch lady luck ... Team creates it is own luck and it their problem whether they take it or let it slip . Work hard , be patient, keep on going forward and luck will find you that is the way I live my life and I think it applies to football . Impatience and loose of concentration is the reason why Bayern did not win and Barcelona as well .

The talk about they could or should or if or next time is sort of a looser team talk .

truthhurts 11 years ago
Marseille, England 0 19

I think Inter Milan is the first team to Park the AirBus against Guardiola

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tdot2barca 11 years ago
Assyriska FF, Brazil 35 956

So just because parking the bus is called the Catenaccio system its beautiful football? A team only does it as desperation because they know the opponent is better so they have to play ugly and boring to stand a chance. It's average tactics and out of desperation to not concede a goal and get a lucky counter attack that will lead to a goal. No real quality shown here. But if it works against the bigger teams, then hey why not I guess.

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tuan_jinn 11 years ago
Manchester United, Netherlands 198 6912

@Marcus and some die-hard Chelsea fans: relax guys, you got the glory, you got the cup, it's a side effect so to say. A little criticism on your style is a part of it on your way... (well for Chelsea its not a little hahaha, a lottttt). To a lot of people, that the worst and most undeserved CL' champ in years, you guys some how crawled through to the final by put one bus after another game in game out, obviously that required an insane defend system... you got the CUP, so...

When MU won against BM in 1999, everyone told us we didn't deserve it, we were lucky, BM was much better... even though we were decent the whole season (beating Juve in a thrilling game before that), just live with it.

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bluezz 11 years ago
Chelsea 14 724

to everyone who thought chelsea were lucky, yeap actually you are right we were lucky to beat napoli 4-1 after the first leg ended 3-1 to napoli. we were lucky that we beat benfica 3-1 on agg we were also lucky to beat you guys and bayern :) hope you are happy now.

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tiki_taka 11 years ago
Barcelona, France 367 9768

Where was the bus against PSG, sorry guys but MOUHAHAHAHA that made my day....
Pastoreeeeeeee, did a Messi ;)

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Dynastian98 11 years ago
Real Madrid 483 7140

@Tiki

It's in the Argentine blood to pull of solos like that.

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