All the Heskey jokes got old and boring already

yeah I agree with raimondo

Thank god you wrote Not True in caps in the title. otherwise I would have surely believed you were being serious.

still funny to me though.. haha.. nice

yeah.....no

the heskey jokes are getting a bit old, i just found this on troll football on facebook ;)

Possibly the worst joke I've heard in my life.

Heskey never misses, the goal net misses his shots
Heskey was born with pubes
Heskey pulled himself out of his Mum's womb, not the Nurse
Heskey can think of "The Game" and still win
Heskey yells at his cell phone to recharge it
Heskey can play with fire, and not get burned
Upon sight of Heskey, a women has an instant orgasm
Barbie dumped Ken, for Emile Heskey
The world is predicted to end on the 21st December 2012 because Heskey dies that day
Heskey can win a staring contest whilst blinking
Heskey doesn't score often because it's just too damn easy
Heskey never participates in a crossbar challenge, because he breaks the crossbar
Everytime Heskey misses a shot, he hits a convicted criminal in the crowd
Heskey doesn't get horny. Horny gets Heskey
Heskey is behind you right now
Heskey is currently playing FIFA 15 on the PlayStation 4
Secretly, the leaders of every country in the world come to Heskey for advice
Heskey can fly
Heskey can kill Harry Potter
Heskey picks the squad for whatever team he plays at, not the manager
When you touch Heskey, you are healed of any illness you have
Heskey is superior to Chuck Norris
Heskey can score an own goal, and it'll count as a goal for his team
Heskey never falls over, he attacks the ground
A B C D Emile F G Heskey I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
In Chess, Heskey always gets checkmate in one move
If you type Heskey's name, it's auto-corrected to God
Heskey doesn't lie, anything he says is truth and a fact 

copied from sinceheskeyscored.com