What are some football jokes worth sharing.

I'll start it off...

These Torres jokes have gone too far, they are crossing the line...
Unlike his shots.

Arsenal

^ That was my joke btw

still hurt...

if u know what i mean. this is very funny

One year ago:

Arsenald defence

Here is a football joke: Glassnal

A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

The man: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”

The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”

^LOL

Hahaha @tiki :)

lol @tiki

@tiki fantastic :)

@tiki :D

@tiki Football=Passion

I met a fairy the other day who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die when liverpool win the premier league.”
“You crafty f*cker!” said the fairy.

@campusblogger Haha! That's good joke :D

Lampard's goal goes down as an "own goal"