the nominees:

watch and vote here: http://fallondfloor.com/

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ovbiously there has gotta be NEYMAR! all time second biggest diver after ronaldo

@Marcus: of course there was contact, but it was WAY WAY too soft for him to fall like that, he's strong, his feet wasn't clicked, he was moving forward so in no way whatsoever he lost balance because of that.

What went through his mind probably was: this bitch tried to push me, it's in the box and Im the last one, I might miss this ball, let's fall. At least a lot of us think he thought that. That was a dive mate.

Dont give a **** about divers, there will always gonna be...Refs should give more yellow and the case is closed.
But in the other hands, players who never dive should get credit from it, the reality is that the non divers are fewer than the divers, so there is no bashing here just jokes, when the biggest Football icons dive, and it has always been so, diving is too mainstream in many countries...

^ Even when there is a clear contact, he never stops, thats more than just not diving, how many players dont fall in the penalty era when there is a clear contact ? Very few.

Neymar starts to learn from Messi to not dive, and Suarez has been acting very well since he joined ( doesnt mean they wont do it again, sometimes its in people DNA ).

i voted for a fish out of water. adryan is such a potty guy

on youtube there are thousands of "messi never dives" videos, and billions of ronaldo best dives, neymar most talented dives vids etc.

@tuanjin

Fair enough. Like Tiki said only refrees can sort this out . And to help them to sort it out there has to be video reply . It will take few seconds to make a quick accurate decision . This FIFA and UEFA old greedy corrupted farts making dumb excuses that game will be slowed down. There is more slowing down due to arguing and fighting .

Just notice how goal line technology eliminated all this fights and rages that goal did not get counted or got counter . This is a different topic , but technology is needed to fix dives . Until then it will never stop occurring .

Early contender?

Haha, saw that yesterday, wha the hell was he thinking about?

LOLLLLLLL, I love this thread!! Thanks for digging it up Juan! Ramos' one gonna nail it this year.

Looks like hes trying some weird shot

RETURN OF THE ACROBATIC KING- Sergio

• • Press Conference Interview with the Legend.

Press- Congratulations on your first win for the UCL!

KS- Thank you, We did our best and we got the 3 points, but applause for Shakhtar for giving us a hard time, they were a good team.

Press- So, sergio as the THE ACROBATIC KING, you displayed some God-like skills in the Shakhtar penalty box, isnt that right?

KS- Well Yes, you noticed ha. HAHAHAHAHA (old evil santa laugh) Good, how was it?

Press- Well of course Phenomenal, how else should I describe the dive of the KING! HAHAHAHAHA (sadistic laugh)

KS- Thank you, but its been a while since I have been back to business, right?

Press- Seems like it, I believe the last one was in the UCL quarter final against Atletico, Turan got a second yellow too!

KS- Yeah, the bearded show-throwing spartan deserved it. It also was the key to our win.

Press- Yup, well thank you for your time Sir Ramos, I would like to know talk with Benzema about his Grandma shot-like when he dribbles the keeper and did a torres wait... ahem I mean miss.

ADVERTISEMENT: WE APOLOGIZE TO ALL ATLETICO FANS FOR THE INSULT, THO THIS IS ONLY BANTER.

KS- haha yeah you should, he almost made Ronaldo mad again, well bye.

Press- Thank you everyone this was Bill Clinton from the Bernabeu live, back to you Sandra.

Yup I did a bit of translation, since of course the interview was in Spanish, and trust my skills for I have watched every Spanish soap operas daily