Ah, week 1, everyone's favorite week to overreact.
Manchester City
They won the league without a striker last year, and only went out and got one of the best strikers in the world. Provided he stays healthy, they should just roll the league.
Liverpool
Liverpool are a bit weirder because at this stage what got them their success is mitigated by a variety of factors. Their players are getting older and a drop-off of some kind is more or less inevitable. Tbh I liked the Mane sale for that reason, he was never going to be any better, many as well cut the salary and let Bayern enjoy the last year or two of his prime for a gargantuan contract. But players aren't the main thing here, it's the style. Kloop's gengenpress is all the rage now and has been for a few years, which means that the best minds in the game have now spent a few years cracking it and to an extent have succeeded. Fulham's week 1 bout showed that to an extent, but it's a trend that's been visible for the past few years. Liverpool has never had better players than City or even probably Chelsea, but they did have a superior system, that is now not as superior as it was.
Chelsea
Predicting Chelsea is a fool's errand. They'll win a league and then finish 10th with the exact same players. They could win the league or finish out of Europe this year and I honestly wouldn't be surprised by either. High-end talent wins games though, so they're certain to be competitive. I just wouldn't bet on it one way or the other. Hate to visualize their future because I'm literally always wrong. Even when I'm right about them failing in the league they win the UCL. Disgusting. I have literally no idea how they function.
Spurs
I've always liked Spurs. My longest thread here was in defense of their operations, and that all more or less remains accurate today. I expect to see them challenge for a title this year, and I have more faith in them then anyone outside of the top 2. Conte may be an ass, but he's a really effective ass, and the whole team is underrated just because they play for Spurs. You cannot seriously tell me that if we deleted all of human history and looked at the teams and their players truly objectively that Spurs would be out of anyone's top 4.
Arsenal
Young players, a manager in place who is backed by the club, roaring to take back their place in the top clubs of English soccer. That's why I too believe in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. And in that brief moment of PTSD I trust you will all understand my hesitation with regard to optimism regarding Arsenal FC. Realistically, Arsenal are still more than a few steps away from truly competing at the top, but they are trending up. People love teams that are trending up. But Arsenal could very reasonably finish on more points than last season and still miss the top 4. There isn't that high quality level of player performance (outside of maybe Odergaard) that can carry a team when they need it. Their defense is as suspect as it has always been. Their midfield, while good, is not better than any team mentioned so far. And who the hell will score the goals? Saka, Rowe, and Nketiah led the team with 12, 11, and 10 last season in all competitions. That...sucks. I still don't think Ramsdale is a top-level goalkeeper and highlight saves aside, he still concedes soft goals with regularity. There's a reason Pickford still starts over him for England, and Pickford is a meltdown waiting to happen. Throw in a fanbase who is desperate for a crumb of success and you have all of the variables present for an incredibly overrated team.
Manchester United
On the topic of overrated, Manchester United is now probably accurately rated by the majority for the first time since Sir Alex retired. I said in the World Cup thread that you can often easily predict which teams will win by finding out who has the best midfield. United doesn't have a midfield. McFred memes are all the rage, but they're rooted in an element of truth. McTominay is an excellent squad player, a guy you sub on in the 70th minute when you have a 1 goal lead and need someone in the center of the park to kick people. How he starts, even under Ten Haag, is a testament to how horrible Van Der Beek must be, and luckily we all got to see that at Everton so it's not even speculation anymore. Fred is an engine. He runs around, wins the ball, and passes it to someone with a semblance of talent who then does things that Fred cannot. At least when he plays for Brazil. That doesn't work for United, because such players do not exist in the midfield. If you want to know why Ten Haag was balls deep for De Jong, it was painful obvious watching that excuse for a performance in the Brighton game. United doesn't have a midfield. Even better, they don't have a striker. This pretty much negates wing play too, because teams play ridiculously wide against United because the team is so impotent in the center. This also kills fullbacks, which is why Shaw has sucked going forward, genuinely don't think that's his fault. The defense is not good and makes comically bad errors, but it's all rooted in the midfield who nearly always has the defense in a rapid cover. As someone who has the misfortune of supporting United, watch the goals we concede. Nearly all of them feature the defense in a rapid retreat because the midfield did something stupid, and the defense is nearly always outnumbered because the same idiotic midfield doesn't even track back. Watching people last season confused as to why Varane was struggling was stupid. ANY defender would struggle without any support. So yeah, I honestly hope United suck this season to the extent it forces monumental changes up and down the organization. How the hell can you be trying to get Rabiot, the spoilt little French dickhead, to save your midfield? It's rough.
First Matchday is done and I thought it was the good time for a casual talk about all of the big six team and their performance. I'll start
Manchester City: Not much to say here, they are still the same team they were, the player who left were replaced mostly. Still, there a couple of worry for City imo. First, Haaland is excellent but his technical ability still need a lot of work, remember him losing an easy ball to West Ham because of a touch far too long. Now I'm not too worried about him as for now, he make up for it by making deadly run that are sure to be dangerous thanks to his more technical teammates. Bring me to my second issue with City, they might end up developing a dependency on Haaland for scoring goal which could be a double-edged sword. Other than that, we need to see how Calvin Phillips adapt but I don't see City having too much trouble this season, they should compete for the title this season once again.
Liverpool: Liverpool looking okay for now, with Darwin Nunez having a immediate impact. I still worry that him and Diaz are gonna need some time to completely adapt and find consistency. Alexander-Arnold for me is their weakest link in defense, it was shown before and once again vs Fulham (which played really good tbf). My biggest worry with Liverpool is them being unable to keep a consistent level of domination and having to rest their legs in game they expect to win. For example, they played a lot better vs City in the Community Shield than vs Fulham in the league. They shouldn't fail to qualify for CL this season but depending on what happen, competing for the title might become hard.
Chelsea: First full season under the new owner, not completely convinced by the project. They lost Lukaku, Christensen, Rudiger and got Sterling, Curcurella and Koulibaly. Not bad from the new owner but those are not pure replacement for the player they lost and at the end of the day, I worry they pay the lack of a goalscoring striker. There is a lot of quality in the team but lots of player will need to start perform more consistently imho for Chelsea to have a shot at the title. Still think they'll make top four but it might be hard at time because they don't really have that optimistic wind at their back unlike a lot of other teams.
Tottenham: First full season from Conte, who's been able to get most of the player he wanted and has Son and Kane, who are both fit and inform. The only thing I could see this not going well is if Conte and the Tottenham direction get in a fight and everything explode from inside. I honestly see them making top four rather easily, maybe even get a shot at a top 2 finish, its a very exciting season for them.
Arsenal: Very exciting season for them as well, two experienced winner joined the team with Zinchenko and Gabriel Jesus, Saliba is returning from loan as a complete defender. The team got rid of a lot of the older player which in turn is leaving more place for younger player to shine. Good optimism around the whole club as well. Considering how tough it is to get into top 4, they might be cutting it short with this squad right but I'll believe they'll fight for it and who know, maybe have a shot in the Europa League? Only negative is that all those young player will make mistake at time but it still looking better for Arsenal than in a lot seasons past.
Manchester United: Its... its hard to try and predict good things for Manchester United after their 2-1 defeat to Brighton where a lot of the shortcoming of last season weren't fixed. My first issue with the team is lack of creativity, how can a team with Sandon Sancho, Bruno Fernandes and Eriksen be so poor in term of animation with the ball? Short answers, Fred and McTominay. I really wished that instead of signing half of his former Ajax team, ten Hag would have gone for a realist defensive mid target that could at least have a decent level of creativity. Second issue is lack of movement off the ball, the whole seem so terribly slow whenever they don't have the ball at their feet. The defenders are slow to take in information and react to threat, the attacking option are slow to give option to their teammates. I'm starting to think there some low quality staff in the training staff or people responsible for the physical preparation of the players because there no way this speed of reaction from most of United players is Premier League level. I still think ten Hag can help this team progress but I think the man doesn't realize how big a challenge it is to go from Ajax to this Manchester United side. Not even just about Manchester United but the whole league is just so much competetive than what he been used to. Think he'll need this season to realize his mistake and adapt to it next year if given the chance.