Ronaldo: Please Peter get me some water from down stairs

Crouch: Oh man what???? I just came up!!!

Ronaldo: Why did you have sex with my wife?

Crouch: I didn't do it hehehe

Ronaldo: It's not funny Peter! You took my gucci man-purse. Give it back! Now!!

Crouch: Whhhhaaatttt??

Ronaldo: When was the last time YOU scored a goal?

Crouch: OMG. I DON'T REMEMBER!

"...and then your mama made this face!"

^LOL

You guys suck at this xD