This one is my personal favorite, feel free to leave yours............

Demba Ba's rumored move to Chelsea has been called off as John Terry could not agree to personal terms with Ba's wife.

Man those Terry and Heskey jokes are soo not funny -.- & I really liked "My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I was too obsessed with football. So I asked, on loan or transfer?"

One day Roman Abramovich, Terry and A.Cole were walking on the street in Madrid. Suddenly a Spanish blonde arrived in front of them. Seeing the footballers, she become excited and wanted their autographs.

Spanish Blonde : Cole can u sign on my boobs?
Cole : Ya sure babe

Spanish Blonde : Terry will u sign on my pu**y
Terry : OMG bring it on babe(licking his lips)

Spanish Blonde : Roman, you can sign wherever you want!
Roman : BITCH PLEASE ! ! I'm not going sign anywhere I want because the last time I signed a SPANISH BLONDE it costed me 50 million pounds.

baloltelli
"i am going to order pizza 10 minutes before and then when i get it am going to say damn i ordered this thing a year ago" <3 LOL

Manchester United: We dont buy superstars, we make them!

Manchester City: We dont make superstars, we buy them!

Arsenal: We make superstars and we sell them

Always think of this when Espanyol get Results on us and they run there mouth.