@WTH: Hang on a sec. You're calling Bale 'one-dimensional', when he has morphed from left-back to left midfield, then left wing, and now has been playing lately as a second striker?
Often given license to roam at will, and having racked up a goal-scoring record by doing so that has (misguided, I admit) people comparing him to Ronaldo?
Come on, man. Bale may not be the 'new Ronaldo', but to call him one-dimensional seems a little hard to credit.
Hmm...