decentK
10 years ago
Nice little banter : D. Nonetheless I think it's great addition :-)
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decentK
10 years ago
Nice little banter : D. Nonetheless I think it's great addition :-)
shpalman
10 years ago
lol thx for the laugh
SoccerBoss
10 years ago
You are welcome
liomessi10
10 years ago
spray a smile on llouis van gaal
Dephased
10 years ago
Spray paint a Confederate flag on the Arsenal jersey.
There's no shortage of facial hair in the Premier League, but Adam Lallana's beard is basically just a hairy chin strap. He's even had Twitter based abuse about it.
The 26-year-old could get off on the right foot at Liverpool by shaving it off, using some of that vanishing spray on his face before he runs the razor over it. Because vanishing spray is actually just shaving foam, right?
This season, Southampton are going to play three at the back... and that's it.
At the rate the Saints are selling off their talent, there will be no one left to play at St Mary's on any given Saturday. Manager Ronald Koeman even joined in with the "Bantz" this week by Tweeting an image of an empty training ground.
To help his remaining players while training, Koeman could spray an "X" onto the ground to represent an opponent in lieu of an actual professional footballer.
The spray wouldn't take long to disappear—just like Southampton's squad.
During big games, Jose Mourinho loves to stand on the very edge of his technical area. He barks out instructions and occasionally sticks a foot out to trip up international popstars.
Clearly, the standard-size technical area is not big enough for the Special One. Don't be surprised if he subtly starts extending the dotted lines of the dugout zone so he ends up standing somewhere near the centre circle.
Every year, Liverpool challenge their fans to see who has the mettle to buy their horrible third-choice kit. The 2014-15 offering from Warrior Sports is another horror show, mixing a red sash with black and white stripes.Daniel Sturridge is an unashamed fashionista, so if he or his teammates wish to cover up their kits, they could just de-holster the ref's spray and coat themselves in white.Sadly, due to its vanishing nature, they might have to do it 90 times per game. It's still worth the effort.
Diego Costa is a feisty one. The Chelsea striker didn't attend a school of excellence as a kid, but instead grew up playing on the streets, where his game developed a rough edge.His 59 yellow cards and seven reds while playing in Spain are a testament to the fact that he's "a bit tasty."If the Brazilian-born Spanish international looks like he may be about to channel his inner Pepe, the referee should use the vanishing spray to subdue him by pointing it directly in his eyes. It would be less damaging than pepper spray and would give everyone in his vicinity a minute to escape his punch and kick radius.
6.Add It to a Cake for Yaya Toure
Millions of pounds and the respect of leading the Premier League champions doesn't mean anything to Yaya Toure. All he wants is a cake. Like the one Gareth Bale was recently given. If City happen to forget to bake something on Yaya's next birthday, they could just spray a huge pile of foam into the shape of a cake, and maybe decorate it with some of Joe Hart's Head & Shoulders as makeshift icing. It wouldn't taste good, but professional footballers probably shouldn't be eating cake anyway, so how do they know what it's supposed to taste like?
Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2147654-10-alternate-uses-for-vanishing-spray-in-the-premier-league/page/8
There's no shortage of facial hair in the Premier League, but Adam Lallana's beard is basically just a hairy chin strap. He's even had Twitter based abuse about it.
The 26-year-old could get off on the right foot at Liverpool by shaving it off, using some of that vanishing spray on his face before he runs the razor over it. Because vanishing spray is actually just shaving foam, right?
This season, Southampton are going to play three at the back... and that's it.
At the rate the Saints are selling off their talent, there will be no one left to play at St Mary's on any given Saturday. Manager Ronald Koeman even joined in with the "Bantz" this week by Tweeting an image of an empty training ground.
To help his remaining players while training, Koeman could spray an "X" onto the ground to represent an opponent in lieu of an actual professional footballer.
The spray wouldn't take long to disappear—just like Southampton's squad.
During big games, Jose Mourinho loves to stand on the very edge of his technical area. He barks out instructions and occasionally sticks a foot out to trip up international popstars.
Clearly, the standard-size technical area is not big enough for the Special One. Don't be surprised if he subtly starts extending the dotted lines of the dugout zone so he ends up standing somewhere near the centre circle.
Cover Up Liverpool's New KitEvery year, Liverpool challenge their fans to see who has the mettle to buy their horrible third-choice kit. The 2014-15 offering from Warrior Sports is another horror show, mixing a red sash with black and white stripes.Daniel Sturridge is an unashamed fashionista, so if he or his teammates wish to cover up their kits, they could just de-holster the ref's spray and coat themselves in white.Sadly, due to its vanishing nature, they might have to do it 90 times per game. It's still worth the effort.
6.Add It to a Cake for Yaya ToureMillions of pounds and the respect of leading the Premier League champions doesn't mean anything to Yaya Toure. All he wants is a cake. Like the one Gareth Bale was recently given. If City happen to forget to bake something on Yaya's next birthday, they could just spray a huge pile of foam into the shape of a cake, and maybe decorate it with some of Joe Hart's Head & Shoulders as makeshift icing. It wouldn't taste good, but professional footballers probably shouldn't be eating cake anyway, so how do they know what it's supposed to taste like?
Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2147654-10-alternate-uses-for-vanishing-spray-in-the-premier-league/page/8